we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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