if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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