yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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