So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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