So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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