I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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