Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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