He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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