And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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