super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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