At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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