The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Randomize
