Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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