what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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