My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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