i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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