is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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