Me too!
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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