The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Randomize
