uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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