you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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