i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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