I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
