so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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