so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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