just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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