If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
