My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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