But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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