hotel room ftw
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
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She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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