Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Dear god my vagina.
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