I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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