I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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