He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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