check it out our google latitudes are spooning
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
So. Much. Porn.
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