HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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