She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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