He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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