One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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