It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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