In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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