i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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