new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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