D3 body, D1 cock
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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