i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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