Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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