honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Randomize
