fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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