Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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