they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I just found a bag of teeth...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
