is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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