2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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